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it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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