If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Randomize
