I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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