We won't sleep together?
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
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They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
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Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone