i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
no you cant smoke seaweed
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I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have