I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
When did angry sex become our thing?
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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