their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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