So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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