The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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