but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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