Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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