we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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