i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
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But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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