a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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