I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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