She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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