The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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