i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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