I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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