Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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