It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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