I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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