JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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