So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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