doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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