I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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