I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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