She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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