Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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