fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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