Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
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They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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