There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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