i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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