Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
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he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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