Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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