..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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