dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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