Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I still have a little drunk in my system
When are your genitals available?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
