Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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party gras won. party gras always wins.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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