Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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