Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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