I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
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i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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