just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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