Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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