the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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