Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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