Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
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I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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