You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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