she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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