he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
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That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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