gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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