it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
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I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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