I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Randomize