think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
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pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm both gender and math confused
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