Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds

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(989): View more from Michigan

I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..

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(250): View more from British Columbia

You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?

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(940): View more from Texas

It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"

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(626): View more from California

I can't believe just smoked out of a pear

(909): View more from California

I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive

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