The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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