I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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